*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

You’ve swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. …hey. …the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

1. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
2. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
3. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You’ve swallowed a planet! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

• I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
• It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
• I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hit me with a cricket bat.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.